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Fundraiser for the new forum

Sat Feb 04, 2012 12:52 pm by TasLocals

G'day all, The new forum we have created for you all costs money to keep the ad's away and also to use a custom domain name. So we are looking for donations to help us help you. Any donation will be greatly appreciated and all those who donate will be recognized on the forum by a VIP title. Regards, The Hookups Team

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Post  Miss Sat Feb 04, 2012 1:36 pm

A man walks into a bar, late one night completely knackered and dripping with sweat and orders 5 whiskies.
"What's wrong with you?" The barman says.
"In my car I've got a nymphomaniac - you couldn't satisfy her if you were there 'til Christmas," he replies.
"We'll see about that," says the barman and goes out to the car park.
He has been in the car with the woman for a while when there is a knock on the window and a policeman shines his torch in. The barman jumps up and winds down the window to talk to the policeman.
"It's all right officer, I'm just shagging the wife," he says.
"Oh, I'm sorry sir, I didn't know it was your wife" replies the cop.
The barman replies -"Neither did I 'til you shone your torch!"

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